Wednesday, June 29, 2011

050

Eff our lives,
we could be in Berlin
maybe next year!
The thing about pets is,
they arent replaceable like people..
rip Dolly
When i think of you i think of bananuhz
those were your favourite
cigareTTe buTT roLLed oFF of her fingers
will shakespeare was a pothead  too
R Patt is in town,
Do I Tweet, Text or Take a photo
Talk or..
write,
yah, just write
What?
mumble mumble
What? I can't hear you,
and,
I can't go any further than this...
You
And
I
Eat alphabets/Alpha-bits for
breakfists / breakfast
whole milk and
we're livin like kings
Night and Day
I just came to say hey,
I'm pretty sure it was real,
but I can't be sure,
That's why I keep a camera close,
so I can be sure,
bottle of champagne please,
were thirsty and
yes, that one, with the orange label,
and
sexy cake
hello, hello, helloh
all the exits are closed,
[isn't that why they call em exits?]
or are they really like trap doors, entrances to new places?
gateway gaitway getaway
drrrrrriva
sexy cake
they walk in synchronies [?] with hi-lighter ankles,
stupid phones
killing
communications and relations
someone give me a light..






Monday, June 27, 2011

049

you smell like...
like...
hair..
and.. your eyes look like butterflies...
i wonder what butterflies smell like...
'ill catch them for you'
but it's almost impossible, how will you do it?
'i'll put them in a bag'
but how will you get them in the bag?
'i'll lure them with sugar'
but how will you keep them in the bag?
'i'll seal it up tight'
but how would they breathe?
'i'll poke lots of air holes'
but then they would escape!
....no,
i really do wonder what they smell like..

Monday, June 20, 2011

048

The only saving grace about a comedian dieing
is,
we can always look back and watch clips of them
and,
laugh.
how fittingly tragic that a 'jackass' should die like this ...
took his friend too..
and just because this pic exists doesn't mean the causes are related.. [it's probably been removed]
but it's almost too obvious...
can't judge it though,
we've all done stupid shit now and then,
rip Ryan Dunn,
hope you had some funn...

Sunday, June 19, 2011

047

Star wars on mute
And how fitting on the day for vaders (vaters) is Dutch for fathers
Bet your bottom cool hand Lukes
If he had known
He woulda knew
How am I getting home?
Gotta find a space that's mine
A place where I can get down
And just lie
Reduce your emissions
So the kids can have some sunlight
Carpooling don't require water
But chia pets do
What has two legs and four wheels?
A rollerblader.
Except rollerblades don't even have blades.
Strawberry blond bangs
Make me want a milkshake
Shake shake shimmy
Don't mean a thing if I aint got that swing
Use my bra padding for insoles
So I can two step
With the gringos
Who makes this song?
Come on James Dean
Play me some bongos.
I'll spit my lingo and beat it like it ain't no thing Yo
Lights lights lights
Off orange, not quite amber
All in a row
There must be hundreds of em
Green red white
Intersecting
French fries outside a Taiwan
ya don't know
Consider dental
But never stop the grind
Eye shops in jewelr town
Look out for pawns
Beaumonde hts is a street name
Right off i(s)llington
Then Finch
meeeeow
Everyday is a daydream, Milady
Row row row





046

work in progress:

dealwithyourlife.com

045

words of another wit:
words of another wit.
to form a new sentence..

in pictures! ---------------watch ..-----------------------
oUT!






 
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Thursday, June 16, 2011

044

The cupboard where you keep all your cleaning supplies is the dirtiest.

It's also easier to kick you when you're down [physics]
so,
Stand up! & Man up!
Lady..
Be a dandy
Like Marchesa [Luisa] Casati
Who painted all her black slaves gold
that's BOLD
Like the ink on her eyes .. [blood > ink]
A dress made of lazy lace,
Wrapped all around her face,
And down her waist,
Down to the leg,
On two of which she kneeled to beg..
""I want to be a living work of art""
We are a generation of dreamers
No one out there, well, at least not most people these days [uh, generalizations]
Are striving to be sensible
In the sense that they feel they have no choice...
but to make some kind of stable life for themselves
Because there is a shift in values
There are almost none
Values
none at all
Relationships are fast and don't really
matter
well, they do, but..
in a certain kind of second, they don't
""I want to be a living work of art""
people are too fickle
quick to jump and to give up
no one ever said it was easy
but they didn't tell you how hard it might be
or maybe our values have just changed
the things we want take over [the world]
ambition is our best friend, and enemy
And so, do we go along chasing our dreams?
""I want to be a living work of art""
A generation of safe savers behind us
A generation of dreamers we are,
When will we wake up?
Or, should we?

[no!]

""I want to be a living work of art""

there is
no innovation in routine,
no genius in comfort,
no logic in passion,
no wisdom in safety,
no stories in smartness,
no fun in frugal

live! live! live!

a LOT

pretend you are the best and
you actually might be
and fool enough people
to agree

and if you're not, don't worry
there was probably always room for improvement anyway ...

""I want to be a living work of art""

did you learn to write?
no, i learned to read and listen..
did you learn to paint?
no, I learned to see and play..
did you learn to dress?
no, i learned to trust the weatherman..
did you learn to love?

" "i wish i lived in the golden age, giving up on the Broadway stage -
hang with the rats and smoke cigars,
have a break with -- and count the stars
dressed to the night[nines] / we've [always] had too much
shiny jewels, ca-sin-o cash, tapping feet, wanna take the lead?
A trip back in time is all I need.." "

IT'S COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL TO KNOW NOTHIN'!

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Monday, June 13, 2011

043

whats better than glitter and friendship bracelets?


I wish my lungs were
filled /with / flowers
they would poke through my rib cage
peonies and daisies and roses,
without the thorns, of course.

what's better than glitter and friendship bracelets?

100
65
22
22
100
700
62
65
62

[it doesn't mean a thing]

We watched our life in films
We asked --
'what are we doing?'
But we were doing it already,
Nothing, really
But something actually.
We heard our life in songs.
We danced in the pictures
and spoke out the sounds
And we became our own moving/sounding picture-thing
in tech-ni-colour

what's more fun that glitter and friendship bracelets?

when you say 'trust me' i automatically do not.

We watched our life in films
We read our lives in books
Our books are longer now,
And bigger too
And the words are bigger
And there are more of them.
The letters though, those got smaller and smaller..
read
read
read
that's how you
write write write
better
we wrote our life on paper
we saw our life in pictures
blurry ones we called arty
boil the water
drink the wine
we drank to life
down to the last sleep/slip/sip
and
you'd miss it
if you're sleeping
or worse
if you're late
if we were to fly and you should be stubborn and take the boat
we can meet you there...

not fit enough to be a flight attendantThe L doesn't light up in Liams
Anymore
Which, will now make it confusing ...
as missing letters oft c nf se

For Instance:

looking at and armadillo, and somebody said "they make a squeaking sound..like a hor...
........pause pause pause
like a WHAT?
*a whore?
NO! a horN
I guess it's not the best word to forget the ending of....

What's more fun than glitter and friendship bracelets?

And
don't you think best
in the morning?
I hope you have windows
for watching the sun
and don't you think it funny
when you are thinking in the morning,
people are having a night?
in another place in the world,
they are enjoying their modern? vices and guilty? pleasures,
and you are composing your brain,
from having done so, the night before,
when it was
morning there...
they said 'you wanna be high for this'
they were right..

what's better than glitter and friendship bracelets?

Leopard.










 




Wednesday, June 8, 2011

042

We wake up and go out.
not any place in particular,
just...
out.
we can't stay in one place, too long.
its not normal.
we've got to SEE
and be SEEN
in the SCENE
which we mostly find boring.
a smile to the strangers and,
a sneer to our friends,
no one can wait for this party to end
 --- especially the ones who have to clean up the mess after.. ---
except when I ask how you are and how was your day,
I am really expecting an answer...
!
never ask questions for sake of asking
never compliment for sake of reciprocating
don't expect the most
but do expect the less
that's what you'll get from most people
and that's what you will give too.
listening to severe raindrops [yes r-AIN a-GAIN] and at the same time to deep gospel vocals on a house beat - rain drops beat on the house - beat beat - house house...awwww yeahhhh
is
nice.
this is weather to F to.


oh wait. that's hail. ...


Sunday, June 5, 2011

041

I think people let this whole "life" thing get to them too much, you know, take it a bit too seriously.

040

R / I

Rational / Irrational
Redundant / Impossible
Repetitive / Imaginative
Recluse / In-the-know
Responsible / Irresponsible
Respected / Intelligent
Reasonable / Insatiable
Rounded / Infinity
Reason / Instinct
Recline / Incline
Retract / Initiate
Raisins / Ice-cream
Right / It-doesn't-matter

R / I

Them / Me [I]

don woRRy
about a
thIng.....
.............
cause
eveRy lIttle thIng......
is gonna be R / I



Friday, June 3, 2011

039

and the only thing they could use their hands for was Google searching...#dyingbreeds

Thursday, June 2, 2011

038

I HOPE YOU READ THIS IN THE DARK
Cheesy and bright, neon signs really are attractive.
Especially when they say things other than 'CLOSED' or 'OPEN'.







037

Hey Tom, I had a dream last night,
Hey Tom, I like what you're saying'.

I had a dream last night that we were deciding on which Tom Ford fragrance was best..
There was a white bottle, and a clear one, and a red and black too.
There may have been more, but from what I can remember.
and I couldn't smell anything..

"I know one day I'll be irrelevant. No matter how hard you try, there is a cultural moment, but eventually that window's gone, your time on Earth is finished, and you might as well leave. I could absolutely die tomorrow - I would not care. I feel like I've lived, I feel like I've had a great life."

"I have mixed feelings about what we do because we convince people they're not perfect enough. We promote materialism, which is ultimately not the thing that brings you happiness in the world."

I like Tom Ford Black Orchid the best. Smells like Patachouli & Sex. Looks like Rouge Lips and Shiny Hair. Blond, Brown or Red is fine.

Hey Tom, I had a dream last night,
Hey Tom, I like what you're saying'

Irrelevant

Rouge Lips

This is not Tom Ford

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

036

It rearranged enough of my molecules so that I actually felt young again for a while....

035

making things sound nicer
is not that hard to do
you can speak in a soft tone
or you can add 'ies' or 'berry' to the end of words

drink is drinkies
even ies and berry together
berr-ies
how about to imagine average fruit
with theseies?
fruits that are not berrys
bananaberry, watermelonberry, appleberry, pineappleberry, tomatoberry

hey there Huckleberry,
you looking for a pie ?
sometimes you need ruhbarb depending if you are making a rhubarb pie. 
its hard to spell rubarb without a dictionary.
even if you don't have any, maybe, your neighbour does. hanging over the fence.
and maybe extra flowers too they won't miss.
flowerberries
#borrowed #bouquets
in any case, you might want to try smoking or fermenting these new plants
or put them in different shaped vases.
oh and water too.

"you know, I always thought you were kind of cheap.."
'yes, cheap like my wine.'
"?"
'!'