Sunday, February 27, 2011

008

Something happens at 4 a.m. ish -

If you like something, I mean a lot, chances are at this time, if you are somewhere, you will end up talking to someone who likes this very same thing.

Example: Cat

A: "Hey, you like cats?"
B: "I love cats. I have four."
A: "Four?"
B: "Yah. They are all bengals."
A: "Ohh, yah, those are nice. I have a persian. Let's look at some photos."

The value of things quickly increases or decreases, at 4 a.m.
e.g. a piece of pizza that costs 25 cents may or may not actually cost 25 cents.
And you will quickly begin to understand the Principle of Scarcity.
couches, cups, smokes, toilet paper.
you might trade your shoes for one or all or any of these.

also 4 a.m. is the perfect time to meet people who talk with accents.
Like Australia,
where they have slang words for English words that don't sound like English words at all.

At 4 a.m.,
is when people get impressed by new sinks, and running water.

When you look down, your white pants are no longer white at 4 a.m,
so..
Don't wear white pants to the party.
Or ever.

#fingerpaints + #canvas







Saturday, February 26, 2011

007

Check Yo'self!
Stolen jackets & Misplaced purses.
It's funny how inanimate objects go, 'missing.'
Phones acting up and throwing themselves across the room and a frantic panic follows.
Check yo'self!
Not just vodka, but champagne too!
Hey, these are ath-e-letes.
I don't know what the Steve Nash foundation is all about, but I trusted the coat check girl it was legit.
Twenties missing this morning too.

McDonalds - check yo'self!
Even McDonalds lost it's nuggets.
And misplaced the sweet+sour.

This above all things, should never happen.

Thursday, February 24, 2011

006

This post is about double. Two. Double-vey.
Double-fisting at the symphony. [2 drinks]
Croats get you Crunk. [2 C's]
Post-its and Poutine [2 P's].
Seeing Double.
Call Ivan for a good time. He likes long walks on the beach, and long beers. [2 longs]

cheers,

LB



Tuesday, February 22, 2011

005

Todays letter is letter...B!
Sing it with me..[Beatles - Let It Be] "letter B ...LETTER B!...letter B, yah, letter B..

Because..
Balloons - everyone will want to wear balloons. Balloons Bring smiles. And are for
Birthdays.
We will wear them on our wrists.
Because
everyone is just trying to get that feeling of floating.
Balloons
help you get there.

BUNGA BUNGA -
Might be the only woman who defends
Berlusconi
Because
Now the nightclub dancer - Ruby Rubacuori (Ruby Heartstealer) - at the centre of the under-age sex scandal involving Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi is also claiming she slept with soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo.

Ronaldo has denied the allegations.

She's totally becoming a superstar and shows no signs of vicitmization.
BUNGA BUNGA!


Saturday, February 19, 2011

004

I hate to think that there are people out there who are under the impression that anyone can be an anything, 'nowadays'. Also bothered by the term, 'nowadays.'
BUT
Just because you have the access to the tools, doesn't mean you will know what to do with them.
Honing a craft takes commitment, understanding, time and lots and lots of effort. and more time and hard work. tears and probably more time.

Cheers,

LB

Friday, February 18, 2011

003

Anything is possible!

Thinking about this sentiment and thinking that actually anything is possible, that it's not something said by misinformed, naive [plus two dots] happy-go lucky starry-eyed mislead PYT's!
Maybe you meant to say the possibility of anything happening is possible.
And so,
You are right, 'Cause anything can happen, and will!

Examples:
It's possible that;
I may break my leg, or be pooped on by a passer-by peigion, or that I will misspell piegion.
That I'll lose my phone and wallet,
and forget to shave.
That I'll pick my nose when someone's looking.
That I'll try to purchase something when my account is at zero.

Yes, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!

Cheers,

LB




Thursday, February 17, 2011

002

An unseasonably warm, well-received Thursday evening in February. It's practically summer time, at least by Inuit standards.

Cheers,

LB

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

001

hello, good people of the blog, readers of the read, typers of the type.
this is my blog. its called red wine revelations.
things I think when I drink.
so next time I have a brilliant idea - after drinking the wine - I'll write it down here, so I won't forget. Hopefully I won't have forgotten my password and user name.

Contributors welcome.

Cheers loves,

LB