Sunday, May 29, 2011

033

instead of ordering pointless ishh on the internets at ungodly hours, you can look up answers to pressing questions:

what is the deal with corn nuts?
who are these people?
and
what is swag?

proof that e-How has everything covered.
re: How-To Make Swag

"A swag is a type of window treatment [who knew?] in which a strip of material is draped loosely from one end of a window to the other. How you drape the material is completely up to you, but there are two basic ways that are normally used. Once you understand the basics, you can change the flow of the material to fit your style. One important thing to remember is, for fuller looking treatments, it is best to have a wide strip of material."

R.R.R. Translation: Swag is a loosely-draping attribute, and how you carry your swag is up to you. There are some basic ways to carry swag, and once you get the hang of it, you can make your swag suit you, to the point where people stop and recognize your swag-ness. More swag means more material. Huh.

Does your swag hang low?
Does it wobble to and 'fro
Can you tie it in a knot?
Can you tie it in a bow?
Can you throw it o'er your shoulder
Like a first-class hoe,
Does
Your Swag
Hang
Looooow?
Madshine, superfine
she waves to
the sunshine
out the window
was it goodbye
or just hello?
does
your swag
hang
low?

apparently, there are many kinds of swag. [re: photo]

straight cut swag
overlapped swag
double width swag
pinched swag
wrapped swag
gathered swag
mini-fold swag
pole swag
gathered swag[s]
and my personal favourite:
scarf swag.


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