034

I've always had
this  problem
of mistaking
other people's birthdays'
for my own..

033

instead of ordering pointless ishh on the internets at ungodly hours, you can look up answers to pressing questions:

what is the deal with corn nuts?
who are these people?

and

what is swag?

proof that e-How has everything covered.
re: How-To Make Swag

"A swag is a type of window treatment [who knew?] in which a strip of material is draped loosely from one end of a window to the other. How you drape the material is completely up to you, but there are two basic ways that are normally used. Once you understand the basics, you can change the flow of the material to fit your style. One important thing to remember is, for fuller looking treatments, it is best to have a wide strip of material."

R.R.R. Translation: Swag is a loosely-draping attribute, and how you carry your swag is up to you. There are some basic ways to carry swag, and once you get the hang of it, you can make your swag suit you, to the point where people stop and recognize your swag-ness. More swag means more material. Huh.

Does your swag hang low?
Does it wobble to and 'fro
Can you tie it in a knot?
Can you tie it in a bow?
Can you throw it o'er your shoulder
Like a first-class hoe,
Does
Your Swag
Hang
Looooow?
Madshine, superfine
she waves to
the sunshine
out the window
was it goodbye
or just hello?
does
your swag
hang
low?

apparently, there are many kinds of swag. [re: photo]

straight cut swag
overlapped swag
double width swag
pinched swag
wrapped swag
gathered swag
mini-fold swag
pole swag
gathered swag[s]
and my personal favourite:
scarf swag.

032

diners in a diner
 dining
hunched over the counter
in the
 shining
florescent lights
turn up the lights in here babaay
their plates all
 AGLOW
and oddly, the eggs too
it's about to crack / gimme some mo' /ninjas wanna bounce? /gimme some mo'
freeeeeeedom freeeeeeeee / yaahh YAH yahh / freeeee
 yah yah freeDUMB
go get her
why do we:
straighten
 or
perm
 or
relax
 or
colour
 our
hair?
"I AM MY HAIR"
Are you?
even when it's whet?
wet cars
bus lights
i'm no/too good
for this life
people ask me:
"Where am i GOING with this life?"
[ref-errr-ring of course to/to of course themselves]
GO - GET - HER
or...
HIM...
rose petals/pedals on the floor,
mean she don't want no
 more
if you want to be something
you have to dress the part
there's really nothing truer
than fashion is the start

we could play darts, but, they are dusty..
you ever play verbal x and o's?
bottom left x! centre o! and so on..

what
do
you
want
to
do

 now?

 

 

031

be careful how you make your mark.
be
careful
how
you
make
your
{Sharpie}
mark
[er]
,
people might remember it. 
Tell me what I can't do,
and watch me do it.
Tell me I am good,
and I'll be better.
build / up / knock / down
pockets full'o Pringles!
[and strawberry twizzlers, fresh from the farm]
inflate my head
and pop it! #fun
But please do sweep up my
remains,
as once I heard,
red wine
stains...

are a bitch to get out the rug.

030

A Sober Post.

#brilliance
?
no..
this is really,
just to remember
all the fun
i used to haz
and the things i used to think
when i was sippin' on the drink.
and to make better
the next time...
what's the special today?
...how much can i haz with this hazin'?
"pennies!" they shouted, like they were extinct.
like they were art.
and they were...

029

If I had known...
if I had KNOWN..
I would have looked away,
washed my hair,
put on make-up
showered-
brushed my teeth at least
worn a new shirt
they say knowing is half the battle.
well then not knowing is the war.

oh, if only I had...
known.

Damn.

028

Reading smartens.
Writing saves.